Dear Molly:
You wear khakis? Does your mom still dress you?? Do they have pleats and come up to your belly button and have tapered legs, too?
You know who wore khakis? Hitler wore khakis.
Get with the program. Buy a romper. They're the best things ever. It's like a dress that you can run around and do cart wheels in without flashing everyone. And like I've said, it cuts the dressing time in half.
Go ahead, I implore you to answer the above questions. Smart-mouthed little know-it-all.
Best,
Kate
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