Well, isn't that just the cat's meow

Dear Kate,

Thank you in advance for the subscription to cat fancy, its given me quite the brilliant idea for homemade Christmas presents. I will attempt to capture your personality through photos of cats and present it to you as a collage. Creative, no? Also, from now on you can expect any cards, be them birthday or St. Swithun's Day, to feature cut-outs of Cat Fancy's cover-cat.

If at all possible, I am going to have a cover-cat screen printed onto a sweatshirt specially for you and I fully expect you to be sporting it when I see you in December.

Thanks again,
Molly

Payback (You Know What They Say)

Dear Molly:

For calling me a hippie, you will receive a one year subscription to Cat Fancy from yours truly. I hope you enjoy it.

I don't know about you, but I'd rather be called a hippie than a cat lady.

Love,

Kate

P.S. -- When your hair starts thinning from all the sulfates and parabens and other horrific chemicals they put in shampoo, don't come crying to me.

P.P.S. -- I'm not kidding about the Cat Fancy. You should expect your first issue in about 2-3 weeks.

Hippies use side door

Dear Kate,

That's dirty. I'm disowning you. Wash you hair with soap, ya damn hippie.

Ew.
Molly