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Saturday, March 27, 2010

Sea Change

Dear Kate,

This is probably the easiest problem with which I've ever been confronted. You should know the answer.

DON'T PANIC.

Take a breath. Look around. This is nothing you can't fix with a towel. Simply fashion your towel into a sail using a piece of the boat as a mast and use those crazy winds to carry you to safety.

See? You don't need anyone else to help you out of this mess. You just need your towel.

Wait...

You don't have your towel with you?

Well, then, you're screwed.

Sorry,
Molly

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