Chuck Norris to the Rescue

Dear Kate,

For God's sake, just punch the guy in the neck. You know what he's probably thinking about? Princess Di. What kind of pansy boy did his mama raise? You owe it to her to put an end to this. I'll tell you this girl's mama didn't raise no fool. I was taught boys don't cry. You need to do this guy, and the public, a favor and stop this shameful scene.

Punch him in the neck. Its for the common good.

Always glad to help,
Molly