Sea Dreams

Dear Molly,

What if the chair I'm sitting in suddenly transforms into a boat and the floor turns into an ocean, and before I know it, I'm way out to sea with no hope of return? What if I call out for help, but nobody hears me because A) the winds are blowing like crazy in all directions, and B) I'm in the middle of the ocean, duh.

What the hell would I do?

Thanks,
Kate