LOOK WHO THE CAT DRAGGED IN

Dear Molly:

Thanks for finally getting back to me. Unfortunately, you left me hanging just a little too long there, and consequently, I ended up digging a hole and burying myself in it. You know about my penchant for digging holes and burying myself in them out of sheer indecisiveness, so quite frankly, I feel you behaved a bit irresponsibly. No, not a bit; a whole heck of a lot.

Do you have any idea how long it takes to get sand out of your clothes? Next time, be a little more thoughtful, would you? And don't take your role as my advisor so lightly.

Thanks,

Kate