Bugs. They don't deserve your compassion.

Dear Kate,

You're just a pansy. Don't think, for one moment, that if those ants had the chance they wouldn't kill you.

You know what freaks me out? How tiny they are. Be careful where you fall asleep cause those little buggers will crawl right up your nose. Biggest fear right there. Tiny insects that can crawl into your orifices. That, and raccoons that will eat your face.

Kill those MFers! Don't hesitate! By any means necessary, destroy all the ants! And the earwigs. And the beetles and ladybugs. Oh, and any stickbugs you might come across. FREAKY. Moths, too. They flutter around at high speeds. Can't trust anything like that. Butterflies aren't so fast so they can live, but definitely kill all moths.

-Molly