Monthly Query Re: My Face

Dear Molly,

It's been a while since you've updated me on the state of my face, so I've had no way of knowing how scary I look lately.

Kindly oblige.

Thanks,

Kate

P.S. -- Ok, that picture may be a bit old... like 9 months or something. But, I took it with you in mind and have been waiting for just the right opportunity to show it to you.

P.P.S. -- Boo!!

P.P.P.S. -- Did I scare you?

Correction

Dear Kate,

A girl without integrity is a trollop.

Good luck,
Molly

Butterflies, Etc.

Dear Molly,

I have an incredibly inappropriate -- albeit reciprocated -- crush on someone I work with. It's been building up for the last two years, and it's kinda silly.

I'm not looking for any advice, though. There's nothing I can do without going against some very strict and necessary codes of integrity. Which I simply will not do. A girl's nothing without her integrity.

And karma's a bitch.

Basically, I'm whining 'cause I'm pining.

Sigh,

Kate

Sea Change

Dear Kate,

This is probably the easiest problem with which I've ever been confronted. You should know the answer.

DON'T PANIC.

Take a breath. Look around. This is nothing you can't fix with a towel. Simply fashion your towel into a sail using a piece of the boat as a mast and use those crazy winds to carry you to safety.

See? You don't need anyone else to help you out of this mess. You just need your towel.

Wait...

You don't have your towel with you?

Well, then, you're screwed.

Sorry,
Molly